15 of the Most Cringe-Worthy Job Titles Ever

We don’t typically get to pick our job titles, but I can’t help but wonder if the 15 professionals below had a hand in claiming theirs.


Do you think there is only one door? That’s a lot of pressure.

in charge of big door



Self-proclaimed, or is there a vote for this?

Irish national stud



Do you need a specific license to operate makeup?

heavy makeup engineer



What do you think the arguments are about with “Ripe Banana Experts”?

frozen banana expert



Thank you, Deb. You make many mouths happy around the world.

6 layer dip maker



Does this mean you just like to eat them, or you make them? There’s some grey area.

meatball enthusiast



Someone has to do it... I’m just glad it’s not me.

manscaper bachelor



I imagine they don’t take direction well.

hotdog choreographer



I think I would like to be part of the Shew family.

ex moonshiner



Where can I enroll to get a Doctorate in paperfolding?

bear biologist and paper folder



Ummm…how many do you have to kidnap to become an expert?

bride kiddnapping expert



Oh, Louie C.K. celebrities, they’re just like us.

ck louis comedian



The Assistant Director of Sandbags back there doesn’t look very happy.

director of sandbags



Maybe it was airing in Canada?

not a hockey player dwyane wade



Doctorate in getting to play with penguins all day, sign me up!




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Last Updated: May 24, 2017
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Cally Martin

Callan is a social media loving, blog writing, event planning freelancer who believes in the power of the oxford comma. Originally from America’s high-five (Michigan), she’s been in Austin since 2015 and doesn’t plan on moving anytime soon. When not attached to WiFi, she can be found running around the lake or drinking mimosas at brunch.